I'm introducing a new clothing line - I like to call it
"Farm Chic". .
Mom - My giraffe wants to go out and play..
Umm, you're squishing me -uuhhh!.
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How do single men sort their laundry?"
Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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OUCH!!!
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One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint.
The crew is missing and believed to be marooned!
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DON'T BLAME ME - I JUST POST 'EM - I DON'T WRITE 'EM . . . . .
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A boater brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat dinner.
The dockhand says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you dine here tonight. This establishment has a necktie policy for the evening meal and you are not wearing one.
"The boater said, "I'm sure I don't have a tie on my boat!"
The dockhand, not wanting to turn away a customer, said, "Well, why don't you just find something that approximates a tie. I'm sure that will be okay."
After some time, the boater emerged from his cabin sporting a pair of jumper cables. "Sorry", the boater said," but this is all I could find to put around my neck."
Sighing, the dockhand said "okay, I'll let you in with those, but just don't start anything."
1 comment:
Looks like you are all having a fun time! Hi Connor!
xoxo
Auntie Didi
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