There won't be any pictures this week.

Instead, I'd like to talk to you folks amount . . . Amway.

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Okay, just kidding.

Here we go:

This is Connor's backyard

You won't believe my new invention:

WEARABLE FOOD!!!

Hot Summer nights

It's like bacon . . . It tastes good, it's good for you . . .

And in conclusion . . . YIP YIP YIP!!
(Texas Prairie Dogs)
"Arachibutyrophobia" (pronounced I-RA-KID-BU-TI-RO-PHO-BI-A) is the fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth.

"Looking good Billy Ray!"
"Feeling Good Louis."

Hi All:
Connor is really making his move towards walking . . . and won't let anything or anyone get in his way. He's blazing fast on all fours and with a little help is very enthusiastic in taking his steps!

The recent warm temperatures has led to him spending time in the bathtub each night to cool off and man, does he love to splash! Photos will be forthcoming.

Father's Day! He was up all night wrapping presents . . .

This is not a real snorkel - stop messing with me!

Yes Yes . . . poor Connor . . . it's only a scratch for goodness' sake

Not funny! Where are my keys!?

Whoops! They were in my pocket the whole time!

A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local authorities for illegally hunting gorillas. He shoots them with a tranquilizer gun and dresses them in clown suits. So far six gorillas have been found wandering around in this condition.

Just another day at the beach!

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Bon Giorno -

Well, another exciting episode of the Connor Show -

Today we went to Ocean Shores to see Aunt Chris and Uncle Jim - and then we went to play at the beach. Connor got to walk the shoreline for the first time and - pretty exciting - got to see a wild see lion in the surf only a few yards farther out!

Enjoy today's pictures!

Our first real boo-boo! We scraped it on our sand shovel

while wrestling with Ooo-Ooo the Monkey.

Mmmm! Tastes like chicken!

Okay! Okay! You don't have funny-looking kneecaps! Now Put me down!

Is this what wet sand is supposed to feel like between your toes?!

Umm . . . you know that we have shovels and buckets, right?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

July - Summer finally!

On average, 80 people shoot at the Goodyear blimp each year.

HELLO ALL - Hope everone is well.

A quick update on everyone's favorite new Whitehead.

Connor turns 10 months old this week, and with it all the new changes.
He now:
Has 6 teeth
Crawls like crazy
Is standing and taking a few steps with help
Can say "Hi"
Shakes his head when he doens't like something or had enough food
Likes to pet the doggy and wave to the cows
And is just a happy guy all the way around except when he's cranky)

Look at me!! I'm standing!

Mom - My shorts are riding up . . .

Posing by his new wings :) In a famous New Year's Day column, newspaperman Westbrook Pegler repeated the same sentence 50 times. It was "I will never mix gin, beer, and whiskey again."

Awright Cap'n - she's gassed up and ready to fly!

Just for the heck of it - JELLYFISH!

Air pollution in the U.S. is not as big of a problem as in third world nations. In Mexico City, only 31 days in 1993 had air considered fit to breathe. In Bombay, India, breathing the air is equivalent to smoking ten packs of cigarette a day.