Just hanging out

Looks like Spring is sticking . . . because Chuck Norris says so. . .

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What a nice day!

Notice how I have flipped up my brim.

I found the ball I lost!

There - Found the farm hat.

I just wish he could relax and make himself comfortable.

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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side