"Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!"
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They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.
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Happy Holidays Everyone, and Happy Christmas!!! (it's our blog so we can use those words).
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Well, we're gearing up for Christmas here. Connor is really getting into the swing of things and is helping to make sure everything is just right . . .
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Connor helps Papa read the book
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Alright everyone - let's work off those Thanksgiving calories -
Aaannd - STRETCH!!
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Taking Jack the cat for a walk on a wintry day
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Okay - a little to the left, no - back to the right -
a little more - Perfect!
"How's that look?"
How's what look?
"The tree!"
Oh, I was talking politics - sorry.
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Very sneaky Mother -
Putting all the ornaments I want to
play with above this height . . .
.Like a true nature's child,
I was born, born to be wild . . .
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GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!
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THIS WEEKS BAD JOKE -
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Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Black and Decker Weedeater Bowl sponsored by Home Depot and Hardees the following week.
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The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
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Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.
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"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
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"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
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"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled - E-I-E-I-O.".
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