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Hello Everyone - Connor is very excited about the holiday season beginning -the nip in the air, the pumpkins, the leaves changing colors, the pumpkins, the smells of cookies baking, the pumpkins - noticing a trend??

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So, these are mine . . .
are you gonna get a pumpkin?

I decided to share with Mommy and Daddy
. . . as long as they keep pushing me around

in the Wheelbarrow.

So, I take a left at the next light,

then two miles straight to Toys R Us, right?

We're both Happy - no Dopes here. :)

Yeah, this is the one my
Mommy grew!!

Our tradition of carving jack-o-lanterns from pumpkins stems from an Irish tradition of carving turnips!

This year's crop of carved pumpkins

Uncle Steven's

Scary Skull

Daddy's

Wicked Witch

The carving of jack-o'-lanterns originated from the tradition of carving the faces of lost souls into hollowed out pumpkins and turnips. A candle was placed inside the carvings making the faces glow. The Halloween lanterns were placed on doorsteps to ward off evil spirits.

Daddy and Lexi's
Perilous Pirate Ship

Auntie Lisa's

Happy Jack O'Lantern

Uncle Steven's Terror Tree

Lexi's Bootiful Ghost



AND A JOKE SO BAD IT'S SCARY:
Two nuns are traveling through Europe in their car.They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield!"Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun "What shall I do?""Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination." shouts the second.The first nun switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly!"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun."Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican!" says the second.Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns."Now what?" screams the first nun. "Show him your cross!" says the second.So the nun rolls down the window and shouts:"GET OFF MY DARN HOOD, YOU LITTLE CREEP!!"